Charlie, I know what it’s like to be caught in this position. A claim-to-Annie-fame is a photo that was snapped about 10 yards from this pond in mom and dad’s back yard, when I was maybe just a bit younger than you. I had one less article of clothing on and one more umbrella.

Naturally, mom and dad entered that photo in a photo contest. It won. And then it won again. And was featured on the front page of the newspaper. It won again. And then, it ended up on display. In Epcot Center.

True story. The photogenic tush lives on.